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Surprise, surprise, surprise!
As the title may (loosely) imply, today was full of unexpected surprises. Three of them, to be accurate – all of which are listed below, in chronological order (which also happens to be the order when...
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“Annoying bird”: Part 2 of 30 billion
Yesternight that sodding bird climbed up a few rungs on my “HATE LADDER“. At the top of this ladder is Jedward. I woke up at about 4:30am for some reason or another last night, and for some reason...
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The fact that my blog hasn’t updated in nearly a month is due in part to my slobbiness but it’s also thanks to a few ISP problems we’ve had in recent weeks. A while ago our internet usage ran past the...
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Bad hair year
So, as of landing in Australia (30th November 2011), I decided to grow my hair long. Boo. It is a nightmare. Hair actually takes a long time to grow. Like, long. I was half-expecting to be sporting the...
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I am terrible
So you guys are probably wanting to know what crazy crud I’ve been up to. To be honest, I wish I could say that I’ve been really dynamic and awesome and I’ve been having a gay old time in the land down...
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Adrenaline effin’ Mob
Watch this video and tell me this band isn’t made of awesome. There are several reasons why you’ll probably have a hard time: (1) Adrenaline Mob is a heavy metal supergroup consisting of Symphony X...
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Screw you, YouTube
Broadcast Yourself – or never do, and act like a knobhead in the comments. YouTube, there are so many things wrong with you. I will list them here. Please fix them. 1. The rating system. It was fine...
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New pee see
Today I exchanged money for a large rectangle comprised of plastic and metal. It’s a substantially better rectangle than my previous. It has about twice the space of my last one (despite being roughly...
View ArticleRejection
In an effort to keep myself busy, I recently signed up to audition for two separate local projects, hoping to be accepted for either or both. The title of this post may well give away the outcome of...
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Greetings, mortal – are you ready to DIET?
I so want to just voraciously devour a peanut butter sandwich right now. It’s 2:30am. Get in my belly, you saucy bitch. Right now, though, I cannot. As of about three weeks ago, I am now on the “5-2”...
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Sleep is for the weak
Sorry for the memes. Apparently my Scumbag Brain is ensuring I get the least amount of sleep possible. Probably because it’s aware that I have shit to be doing and after 30in30-4 happened, I’ve been...
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The adventures of “the adventures of”…
Caution: first world problems ahead. For what it’s worth I am aware that the site has a slew of problems far more severe than what I go into here. I exaggerate my annoyance anyhow. That’s kind of what...
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YouTube dun goofed again
Oh God I can’t believe I’m making another one of these posts. Once again, #firstworldproblems warning. Right, so you probably recognise the above. It’s the banner art on my YouTube Channel. Or, if...
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